You're (Not) Fired

Donald Trump must be softening in his old age because he actually let Miss USA winner, Tara Conner keep her crown despite allegations of drug use, underage drinking, and sexual misconduct. (She will, however, have to go into rehab.) "I've always been a believer in second chances. Tara is good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance," Donald said at a press conference. "She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced." Tara then thanked the Donald, and said, "In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me." Neither did anyone, honey!