America's Next Top Model

Each season, this show gets hotter and hotter. Unfortunately, I'm talking about the clothes and the comments, not the models. OK Tyra, we get it -- you and your dream team can make anyone look beautiful. But does that mean you have to select the weirdest looking (and sometimes acting) girls on the planet to prove you know your stuff? I mean, did we really need to witness Jade lose it last season -- again, and again, and again? And speaking of losing it, what's with your new beeyatchy alter ego? Are you going to be their big sister, their mama, or their coach? Pick one, please! P.S.: Want better ratings? Offer Farnsworth Bentley boring old Twiggy's panel spot, and give us at least five months between ANTM seasons!

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