Christina Raises a Big Stink
OK, she may be married, modest, and ready to rule MTV again, but you can't really kill the dirrty girl that lurks inside Christina Aguilera. According to a source at Arena Magazine, X-tina's new 50's pin-up image was less than "scentsational" at a recent press event. "Christina Aguilera's nose doesn't work," the informer gripes. "If it did it would surely have recognized the importance of calling it a day after just the nine squirts of Chanel No. 5, or whatever particular brand of stink it is that she uses, rather than pouring the entire bottle over herself. You could smell Christina before you saw her, which was lucky as there wasn't a lot to see. She's tiny. Big heels, white calf-length jeans, tank top, white vest, Fifties blonde 'do, lots of lipstick: hot. But my God she stunk like a 12-year-old girl's bedroom on school-disco night." Needless to say, we doubt anyone's going to be asking this girl to endorse their perfume line anytime soon.
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