Ashlee Simpson: The Burger Brawler
Customers at a Toronto McDonald's reportedly weren't "lovin' it" the other night when Ashlee Simpson allegedly stopped by after her appearance at the MuchMusic Awards. Spies for PerezHilton.com and the Canadian press say Ash was making full use of her 21-year-old cred and showed up drunk as a skunk and started channeling her inner Courtney Love. "Ashlee Simpson was seen at McDonalds p*$$ drunk, falling all over herself. It was a guy's birthday and he asked her if he could take a picture with her, and she replied, 'only if you kiss my shoe,'" squeals on eye witness. Word is, when the guy declined, little Simpson got a wee bit feisty and added, "You wouldn't kiss my foot, so f%$ you!" To make matters worse, the Canadian press also report the incident was caught on tape, along with a nice little verbal sparring match between the pop tart and a restaurant employee after she tried to climb on to the counter. "I need a manager up front please!" A freaked out burger wrangler reportedly begged. "Oh, please bring the manager. I would love to talk to the manager," snarled the boozy blonde. "B!$%#, don't stop me, I'm nice." If that's nice, sweetie, we can't wait to hear about what happened when you found out they didn't have the Happy Meal toy you wanted...
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