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Mon, Jul 10 2006

Fire Crotch Friends Forever

You know, if somebody called us fire crotch, you can bet we wouldn't be too forgiving -- but then again we're not Lindsay Lohan. E! online reports that La-La was recently spotted (at midnight no less) trying to sneak herself (limo and all) into the rehab facility where Brandon Davis skeevy ex of Mischa Barton is currently holed up. "[Lindsay] arrived on the rehab grounds in a limo around midnight, complete with armfuls of Barneys shopping bags," snitches E!. "The staff wouldn't let her in because of the late hour," explains a source. "She left in a huff." Well, there ya go. Nothing says "let's kiss and make up" like a few thousand dollars worth of designer clothing.

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