If you've been asleep for the past 24 hours, you might have missed the news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped last weekend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Their family members and closest friends found out the same way we all did -- when Perez Hilton posted the wedding deets online! "The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Heidi tells Perez. So if you were hoping that the gruesome twosome was headed for Splitsville, it's time to face facts that they're now man and wife!

We totally thought we'd get to see a lavish bash on The Hills (not to mention the arguing about wedding plans), and we might still have a chance. While he initially said he would be "upset" if she got married without telling him, Heidi's father Bill Montag tells People that "We just have to have another wedding here" to celebrate Speidi's union. Papa Montag isn't the only one startled over the unexpected nuptials. Holly Montag appeared on last night's The Hills Aftershow and expressed her shock over Heidi's decision. "She's very religious. She always wanted to have a big wedding in a church. We talked abut being each other's maids of honor," Holly told the audience. "But whatever makes her happy." Ouch! It doesn't look like Speidi will be getting many wedding presents…