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Fri, Oct 21 2005

Kelly O.: Royal Pain?

You gotta love a mom that's got big aspirations for her kid, but somewhere you gotta draw the line. Case in point: Sharon Osbourne is convinced that her darling daughter, Kelly Osbourne would make a perfect fit for princess in the British royal family. "I would love to see Kelly slapping those boys around," Sharon gleefully told Ananova.com. "Oh my God, would she! There'd be no curtseying from her -- she'd give them a beating. She could save the monarchy," she insists. Of course, in typical Osbourne fashion, you can expect the wedding day to be anything but traditional. "I'd love the wedding - she'd have a bright red wedding dress," Sharon says. Hey while you're at it, why not have Minnie be maid of honor, Ozzy can give the bride away, and Marilyn Manson can perform afterwards.

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