Not only does Audrina Patridge make bank for just hanging out on The Hills, but now she's getting paid to make appearances at nightclubs! We actually like Audrina (more than Lauren Bosworth, at least), but who the heck would pay her for that? A club in San Diego, for one! Not only did she get paid $5,000 an hour for two hours to party there recently, but her contract, which was leaked online, specifies that she be provided with a secure VIP area, beverages, and "at least one security guard at all times."

Hey, we actually commend her for her ingenuity. Gotta milk those 15 minutes of fame for all they're worth!