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Tue, Mar 28 2006

Wilmer Kisses and Tells

Ew! We're betting Wilmer Valderrama is getting a lot of angry phone calls today after his gross XXX tirade on Howard Stern's satellite radio show yesterday. Proving that he's a total gentleman (um, not!), this boy got down and dirty and discussed Lindsay Lohan's boobs (real he says -- thanks for the update, buddy) and his hot hook-ups with Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt. The only thing he wasn't blabbing about was his rumored romance with Ashlee Simpson. (He says it never happened.) Unfortunately the ick factor didn't stop there (and since we just ate, we're not going to go into all the nasty details). Bottom line: Fez is no longer funny in our book, and any famous guy that has to use someone else's name to feel cool has just doomed himself to future roles on Pet Star and Celebrity Mole.

Photo: Caulfield/WireImage
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