Confessions of a Teenage Bride
We've heard of getting married when you're drunk in Vegas (Britney Spears). We've heard about getting married three times in less than five years (J. Lo). But we've never heard of getting married out of spite! So who's thinking about taking a walk down the aisle these days? According to Life & Style, it's none other than La-La Lohan herself. Word is, she's really groovin' to her new flava' of the month secret steady, Jared Leto, and wouldn't mind becoming a triple L threat. (That's Lindsay Lohan Leto for those of you having a hard time keeping up.) "She’s crazy about Jared," says a source for the mag. "She says it would be great to run away, get married barefoot on the beach and shock everybody." And hey, if it pisses off a certain ex BFF of hers, all the better says the source. "She’s angry at Paris Hilton for hooking up with Mary-Kate Olsen’s ex, Stavros Niarchos," says the friend. "Olsen and Lohan are buddies. Catching a husband would be a poke in Paris’ eye." Well if all goes as planned, we're guessing the other Olsen won't be buying her a wedding gift -- other than a clue. If Miss P. is poison, then what's Linds since Ashley was reportedly all up on this man-candy just a few month's back? (We suggest inserting the word "hypocrite" here, but hey, that's just us...)
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