Wed, Nov 23 2005

Is Ashlee Jonesin' for a Jackass?

Talk about a questionable catch! After calling it quits with former ~~hair model~~ BF, Ryan Cabrera, pop tart, Ashlee Simpson is now reportedly smitten with former Jackass star, Raab Himself. In Touch Weekly reports that Ash has been secretly dating the prankster on the DL (but making out with him in public is apparently OK), given daddy dearest, Joe Simpson would have a major cow if he found out. We really can't imagine why...other than the fact that Raab once married a Russian mail-order bride on an episode of Viva La Bam, and that his best bud, Bam Margera recently claimed he knocked boots with Mrs. Daisy Duke herself, Jessica Simpson. Sounds like a match made in ~~hell~~ heaven!