Stop the presses! Diddy would now like to be known as Puff Daddy! Wait, scratch that -- no, he doesn't!

Confused? So are we. In the remix of O'Neal McKnight's "Check Your Coat," the multi-named mogul raps, "They call me Puff Daddy. He's back! …Yeah you heard me right, too -- I said Puff Daddy. Yeah, I'm about to back on that Puff Daddy [bleep]." But then he put a video on his MySpace saying, "Your boy has not changed his name. I did not change my name, I have not changed my name, I have not changed my name." He then goes on to preach about how ridiculous it is that the media reports his name changes and should instead focus more important things.

Uh, this coming from the guy who has made a spectacle of his past three name changes. Don't worry, Puff -- er, Diddy -- we'll make sure to ignore you next time!