Miley Cyrus will one day take over the world…seriously. She recently filed a petition to have the name Miley trademarked in relation to a variety of goods and services, according to Trademork.com. Some of the items (like CDs, movies, video games, MP3s) make total sense; others, not so much. The list includes camping equipment, Venetian blinds, napkin holders, men’s apparel, sports equipment, magic tricks, Christmas tree decorations, marbles, skateboards, brief cases, theme park services, ingredients for food, and food items in all forms. Say what?!

Uh, we hope we don't have to pay for saying her name…