It seems like everyone wants "a piece of" Britney Spears these days! The latest in Brit-Brit's line of potential employers is PETA, who is offering the pop star receptionist duties. Her salary would be a whopping $1,000 donated to the charity of her choice, TMZ reports. It's all in the animal rights group's attempt to mend their relationship with Britney, as they usually attack her for wearing fur and buying pets from pet stores; they also hope that if Britney experiences the problems they deal with first hand, she'll be more animal-friendly. We're guessing her response will be "Don't call me, I'll call you."

P.S. -- Hey Britney! If you want to work at Alloy, we'd be more than happy to have you on our team….