Did you hear that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt tied the knot over the weekend?!

Guess what -- it didn't happen. Online reports that the pair were married on Saturday in the Big Easy are "complete and total bull," a source tells Us Weekly, adding that "they aren't even in New Orleans."

In 2006, Brad famously told Esquire that they would only marry when gay marriage is legalized in the US. "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," he said.

There you have it, folks!