Major Movie Star indeed! Jessica Simpson will be living a much less luxurious life when she performs for the soldiers in Kuwait on Monday, alongside the Pussycat Dolls, Disturbed, and comic Carlos Mencia. "Jessica will be roughing it," a source tells Page Six. "They're receiving no special treatment." Gasp! We guess that means no requests for backstage deli plates and only-blue M&Ms then.

In all seriousness, our hats are off to Jess and company. What they're doing is pretty awesome, don't 'cha think?