At least someone thinks Jessica Simpson can act!

Back in December, Jess' movie, Blonde Ambition, totally bombed in the US, grossing a measly $1,771 in her home state of Texas. But the movie's opening weekend in the Ukraine brought in a whopping $253,008! "The former Soviet nations have a sweet tooth for straight-up comedies," Box Office Mojo International's editor-in-chief, tells People. "When these comedies have big name celebrities like Jessica Simpson's, that's all that's needed to sell the movie. Russian and Ukrainian audiences have an even bigger urge for escapism than Americans."

After seeing Blonde Ambition, we're sure many American viewers had the urge to escape…to the bathroom to vomit.