Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying to take over the world! The gruesome twosome's next project? A Heidi and Spencer video game! Say what?!

"It's top secret. Let's just say that everyone will be addicted," Spencer tells Us Weekly of the game, which he claims to be collaborating on with video game giant Electronic Arts for a Christmas 2009 release. "There's going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors…just be ready, that's all I have to say." Spencer is mum on the premise of the game, but he gave this little hint: "You can definitely play as us or you can play against us. You can even torture me."

Torture Spencer? Where can we sign up to get a copy?!