


Such An Ash
OK, maybe we've been a little foggy recently (given the allergy meds we've been taking and lack of sleep due to our mad planning for the new Alloy redesign), but we're pretty sure we know a new nose job when we see one. According to People, lil' Ashlee Simpson is acting like the snoz on her face isn't a new spring accessory. "Maybe [I got a nose job]," she tells the mag. "Who knows!" Basically, Miss Acid Reflux is trying to fake like nothing's changed, even though everybody can totally see the difference. (Maybe she should have went to her sister's doc -- her "work" is a lil' bit more subtle.) "Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, okay, whatever. It doesn't bother me," Ashley insists. Well, obviously it did, otherwise you wouldn't have ditched your old nose for a new one!




