Another night, another set of horrible American Idol auditions. (That is, except for Kady Malloy, Jessica Brown, Alaina Whitaker, and a few others.)

Tammy Tuzinski, who mixed up the song she was singing:

Renaldo Lapuz, wearing a metallic cape:

Douglas Davidson, who we just have no words for:

Brandon Green, who made it to Hollywood, but saves his fingernails and toenails (ew!!!):

Angela Reilly (and her hot husband Chad):

Medley of Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone":