The Philadelphia auditions kicked off American Idol season 7 last night, and boy, were there some freaks. (And yes, some of the people were talented, like Brooke White and Angela Martin, but the awful ones are the most fun to watch!)

Here are some of out faves…

James Lewis, the Philly tour guide:

Paul Marturano, the Paula stalker who was escorted out by security:

Christina Tolissano, Star Wars girl:

And the "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" Medley: