How was your weekend? Britney Spears' was fabulous! On the agenda? Wearing the Monique Lhuillier wedding dress from her 2004 nuptials to K-Fed as she hit up a Mercedes-Benz dealership with her paparazzo pal, Adnan Ghalib and a mattress store; shopping at Rite Aid in daisy dukes; cursing out a Macy's employee who bumped into her; and screaming in a British accent at photographers in a parking lot.

Today will hopefully come with a bit of sanity -- Brit is expected at the latest custody hearing for sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. This is the first court date since losing custody after her trip to the hospital, at which the judge will be hearing testimonies from the police and rescue personnel that assisted her on that day. "You can’t phone this one in," Kevin's lawyer says. "She will have...to persuade the court that she can have some visitation." And with loony behavior like hers, it'll be a very hard sell.