Tom Cruise is either living in the 1930s, or he's even weirder that we thought. In an attempt to try to appear down to earth, he told Scotland's Daily Record that he has "no iPhone, no mobile, no e-mail address, no watch, no jewelry, no wallet." Yeah, that doesn't make you normal, Tom -- that makes you completely whacked and out of touch.

Welcome to the 21st century, buddy!