Hallelujah -- someone finally told Victoria Beckham (aka Scary Skinny Spice) to eat something! Sources close to the Spice Girls are worried that Posh is too thin to embark on a world tour, set to kick off in December. "Vic is under orders to have at least five small meals a day, to get her body prepared for the tour," an insider tells UK's The Mirror. "She isn't too happy about the plan but understands that it's necessary if she's to stay healthy and not burn out over the coming months."

In addition, Victoria's been eating lots of spinach (a la Popeye!) and more carbs, including bowls of brown rice for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. "It's a pretty intense -- not to mention bland -- regime but it's essential she sticks to it," the source says. "This time around, Posh understands that the key is about getting stronger and if this means putting on an extra pound or two, so be it." An extra pound or two? How about 35?!