When D-List Divas Attack

Paris, it's only fitting that we end the week extolling you utter cheesiness. As the VMA gossip dies down, we couldn't help but share our favorite Hilton heiresses moments on the red carpet. First up, Radar magazine's online edition reports that of all the celeb egos that cruised by the cameras, Miss Thang was the only one to completely ignore her screaming fans. The mag snitches that pissed off PA's (production assistants for those of you out of the loop) let this princess take a tumble on her way to the show as an act of revenge. "When Hilton reached a flight of stairs that better-mannered starlets had been warned to mount carefully, the network helpers held their tongues, allowing the Simple Life 'actress' to take a tumble -- much to the delight of laughing onlookers," says a source. Meanwhile, this overexposed reality star was on a roll, and couldn't help gushing to anyone and everyone that would listen that her recording career was back on and that she soon be going on tour. "My single is coming out in November and the album will come out right after that," Paris reportedly cooed to an uninterested entertainment blogger backstage. "It has pieces of pop, rock and hip hop on it, and a lot of guests and other surprises." We can only hope that one of those surprises include a quick fade into utter obscurity...