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Mon, Aug 15 2005

A Tinkerbell Trade-In?

Alloy readers take note: It's only been a month since Cheese Ball hit the scene, and we already have a repeat offender. And who's the lucky lady who's middle name should be permanently changed to Velveeta? Paris Hilton, of course! According to the New York Post, this Hilton heiress has decided to trade in her precious pooch for a more streamlined model. "She only likes [dogs] when they're really small, and Tinkerbell got too big," snitches an unnamed friend. Pity the poor teacup Chihuahua who tips the scales at five pounds instead of the normal three. Let's hope his replacement bites the fickle hand that feeds it. (Although we doubt that Paris would bother risking her manicure.)

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