Who says justice is dead? Two paparazzi who were sued by David and Victoria Beckham were acquitted by a French court on Monday. Posh and her gazillion-dollar footballer hubby asked for $40,000 in damages because the photogs tried to take a picture of their pool, but were denied, Page Six reports. (Argued the paps' lawyer, "When Monsieur and Madame Beckham are followed by photographers, it's part of their line of work.") A Beckham bodyguard's testimony that the snappers were seized before they took any pics didn't help the cause.

Yeah, we're pretty sure that guy's fired.