


K-Fed: Father of the Year?
OK, all you Lindsay Lohan haters out there. You say you don't want to hear about her anymore, so we'll skip over the oh-so-juicy gossip about the beyatchy graffiti she plastered all over a NYC bar bathroom wall and jump right into something that seems oh-so-freaky for Friday the 13th -- Kevin Federline insisting that he's not only a good dad to his and Brit's son, but he's also the disciplinarian in da' house! In an interview with Access Hollywood, K-Fed boasts he's an expert when it comes to diaper duty ("I've got it down to a science," he claims. "I can do it with one hand tied behind my back with the phone on my ear.") but don't you dare call his baby boy S-Fed. "Sean P ... that's my boy," he insists. Meanwhile, it looks like we have no choice when it comes (yes, it's coming!) to his upcoming rap album. "I was thinking of calling it Rearranged," he explains. It's time I come out and take control of my situation...It's not like everybody knows who I am. You see this picture of me and it says this and that and that's not true." Uh-huh. So you're not a former back-up dancer who hasn't worked in over a year, has been living off your pop star wife's moolah and thinks he can rap? Wow, we must have him confused with someone else...




