Gossip Girl herself would be reeling from this little bit…

Connor Paolo (who plays Erik van der Woodsen on Gossip Girl) and Taylor Momsen (who plays Jenny Humphrey) were chatting at the show's premiere party, and New York magazine was sly enough to eavesdrop on the budding stars. Here's a rundown of their convo:
Taylor: The reporters asked me what 'gossip' is, and if I could tell them a rumor about someone one set. What did they ask you?
Connor: They asked me if I had a crush on anyone in Hollywood, who would it be? They asked me for gossip, too. I said I wanted to punch Zac Efron in the face. Don't you think everyone wants to see him get punched?

Uh, we don't. But with an attitude like that, Connor, it'll be you getting slugged!