Reason #78302 why we heart Ashton Kutcher: he knows a man's role in a relationship is behind his lady. (Kidding, kinda.) The Punk'd creator gave his fashion and photo-taking tips with Harper's Bazaar, and they're absolutely classic.

Among his gems are:
1. "Your man should not upstage you…He is there to highlight you."
2. "When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories."
3. "Guys don't like to be told they look nice, pretty, or cute or that they clean up well. We want to feel dirty, rugged, and, most important, that you feel safe when you are in our company. So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana… Feel free to be even more vague than that: 'Wow, that suit makes you look like that hot football player!' Trust me, say any of this and you won't be able to get him to take the damn suit off."
4. "Make sure the look isn't too matchy-matchy. Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you're planning to carry. If your bag works with your outfit, so will he."

Men as fashion accessories? WE LOVE IT!!!