Donald Trump wasn't shy about giving his two cents on Lindsay Lohan -- and apparently, his invitation to have her appear on Celebrity Apprentice was serious! (The show will feature celebs competing for a job with the real estate mogul by trying to raise money for various charities.)

"We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?" The Donald tells Page Six. "We're not sure what will happen. She's a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Donald also says that Paris is itching to be on the show. "We're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it," he says. If Britney and Paris signed on, they'd be the most A-list members of the cast, which will include Carmen Electra, Joan Rivers, Kimora Lee Simmons, Tony Hawk, and others.

So is L.Lo (who Donald calls, "Another [bleep]ing mess") into the idea? "We haven't asked her yet, but I'm going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do…for all of them," he says.

Or rather for him and his ratings.