We've got some bad news for you Hills fans out there -- a spy for Page Six is ratting out the "reality" show as being as fake as Paris Hilton's new image. Lauren Conrad went to a swanky New York restaurant this week with three friends and her camera crew. "It was clear that this show is not a reality show," the source spills. "They took five takes of Lauren ordering dinner. The film crew took over the outside eating area by setting up lights and cameras everywhere." (Um, how do you think they shot the show?) In any case, this peeved New Yorker wasn't having it: "They should go back to California," the spywitness says.