Did everyone watch the season premiere of The Hills last night? Drama!

What about that monstrous catfight between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag?! Craziness, right! Not like we were expecting any less from these two. Round one of what we see as an infinite battle centered upon the illicit video that was rumored to exist between LC and ex-BF, Jason Wahler. And topping her "He's a sucky person" line from season two, LC whipped out another quote-worthy line, this time aimed at Heidi: "You're a sad, pathetic person!"