So a contact lens-free Paris Hilton gave her first post-jail interview on Larry King Live last night. What did we learn? Nothing.

Among her revelations:
She doesn't think she did anything wrong.
Strip searches in prison are "gross" and "humiliating."
Prison food is disgusting.

Our favorite moment? After Paris said she read the Bible while behind bars, Larry asked her about her favorite passage. Dead air. "I don't have a favorite," she said.

Remember kids -- "Don't serve the time; let the time serve you."