Did everybody watch the MTV Movie Awards last night? Well, if you didn't, we've got the highlights:
-- Host Sarah Silverman's opening monologue, especially when she made fun of Paris Hilton. The whole crowd cheered when Sarah brought up that the heiress would be going to jail soon. Paris didn't look too pleased (she kinda looked like she was going to cry), but actor Jack Nicholson was cracking up -- and so were we!
-- Jaden Smith's video acceptance speech for Best Breakthrough Performance. We were torn between Jaden and fellow nominee, Abigail Breslin, but Jaden was just so darn cute!

-- The bit where Sarah was looking for a presenter. She called and approached a bunch of celebs, like Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Shia Labeouf. When it came time for the celebs to respond, they showed clips of them in a movie. So when Sarah was knocking on the bathroom door looking for Will Smith, they showed the scene in The Pursuit of Happyness where Will is hiding in the public bathroom and barricading the door

-- Cameron Diaz' arms. They're officially the new celeb body part we want.

-- The Boratitis PSA, where celebs talk about the "disease" that causes people to quote Borat and try to imitate him -- and they're just not funny.

-- Sasha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell's groping, writhing, rolling-around-on-the-floor make-out session when they won Best Onscreen Kiss.

-- Johnny Depp and his wardrobe choice. He's the only person who could pull off a striped tee, a suit vest and jacket, ripped jeans, and a flannel tied around his waist.