Britney + Ryan = One Dumb Rumor And now for one of the most ridiculous rumors we've ever heard, the National Enquirer claims that Britney Spears and Ryan Phillippe hooked up in a bathroom last week at an L.A. club. (No, that's not a typo.) Jigga wha?

According to the tabloid, Ryan stopped by Britney's table at the club, and the two started flirting. "Britney had her arms around him," the source says. Then, Brit and Ryan allegedly took the party into the men's bathroom to get some privacy (ew!) -- that is, until Britney's bodyguards "busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing."

Wait -- doesn't this sound like the rumor where Kevin Federline and Jennifer Aniston were said to have hooked up, too? Yeah, we didn't believe it then, and we don't believe it now.