Johnny Depp is done with his single pirate's life -- he's finally marrying his longtime GF, Vanessa Paradis! Sources say it was daughter, Lily-Rose's recent hospitalization from E. coli poisoning that "spurred them into action," UK's Daily Mail reports.

But don't expect the wedding to be a big ordeal -- the couple is expected to have the ceremony in a chapel on their property, so only a select few friends and family will see Vanessa become Johnny's Corpse Bride.

"It would make sense they would celebrate there because they don't like drawing attention to themselves," says one villager. "The whole reason they live here is because they like the quiet life." Echoes another local: "The truth of the matter is, they are such a private family we probably won't know they have married until after the event. There don't court attention. They love it here because they can blend in and just be a normal family."

Johnny and Vanessa's paparazzi-free life must make everyday a honeymoon!