What's a clear-cut sign that you're a celebrity has-been (or never-was)? Your biggest gig in a year is an online reality "docudrama" about undergoing LASIK eye surgery.

Earth to Kristin Cavallari -- give it up already!

The former Laguna Beach star is following up the ever popular Get This Party Started with RealityLASIK, which airs online on May 1, TMZ reports. The show marks her third reality series -- is that some kind of a record? Regardless, Kristin was filmed having the procedure done without make-up and while wearing a hospital hairnet! (Girl must be desperate!)

Once Kristin's vision is 20/20, maybe she'll see that her 15 minutes of fame are up.