Two notes for celebs:
1. Rehab is not a vacay spot, no matter what Lindsay Lohan's experience might lead you to believe.
2. Going to rehab is the dumbest way ever to get press, short of getting caught shoplifting.

Apparently no one told Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The Bend It Like Beckham star is getting clean and dry, and his PR flack isn't afraid to talk about it. "After a non-stop succession of filming, Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an alcohol-treatment program," she tells People. "He felt a break was needed to maintain his recovery."

Now, we're not saying Jonathan shouldn't go to rehab if he needs to get sober, but don't use it to get famous, dude. Jumping on the bandwagon of falling off the wagon just isn't cool.