What does Lauren Conrad have to say about the alleged videotape of her gettin' busy with her ex, Jason Wahler?

She's vehemently denying it, obvs! "Honestly, they videotape my life five days out of the week," she tells Us Weekly. "I don't need additional footage, you know?" (A likely excuse, but don't stars always say they want to direct eventually?) There's been no word from Jason Wahler's camp yet, but that boy's got more serious stuff to deal with at the moment.

Peeps close to LC are accusing the Hills star's former BFF/roommate, Heidi Montag and her BF (gag!), Spencer Pratt, of stirring up the rumors and leaking the story to celeb blogger, Perez Hilton. Curiously enough, Heidi was the only person who didn't reach out to LC after the story hit the web. "This has literally been, like, the worst week ever, and someone who's supposedly my friend didn't even call or text me."

Heidi and Spencer are equally as quick to deny the accusation. "It's sad someone would make up something like that, and even sadder people think we had anything to do with it," Spencer tells Us, while Heidi echoes, "I feel horrible for Lauren, but I had nothing to do with spreading that false, disgusting rumor."

Tune in next week for the startling conclusion!