Starring whiney ex-gf Jessica (also busted by the cops) and everyone's favorite soon to be inmate, Jason Wahler. After racking up his fourth arrest in only nine months this weekend, we think the best punishment would be to throw these to LB alums in a cell together and see what happens.

Act one: Jessica is complaining to Jason that their cell is too dirty and he never does anything nice for her anymore. Jason reminds her of the whole prison thing, and she starts crying, ranting insanely about their relationship. We'd give it two hours before Jason opts for a few years of solitary confinement instead of dealing with Jess, finally cleaning the L.A. streets of one less reality show mess up.

P.S. We've decided that this is totally Jason's karma coming to bite him in the Laguna behind. He should never have tried to mess up LC's life by leaking a very "intimate" tape. What goes around comes around, J. Wahl.

Check out USmagazine's recount of Jason's latest arrest-worthy incident here.