What a difference three months makes! Back in January, Paris Hilton filmed a skit for new MTV sketch comedy show, ShortCircutz. The spoof features Paris doing a phony infomercial for "What Would Paris Do" bracelets, the New York Post reports. After salesgirl Paris introduces the bracelets, the skit shows a blonde girl in a short skirt asking her WWPD bracelet for advice after being busted for drunken driving, and proceeding to grind on one of the cops. "I can't arrest you, you're too fabulous," the police office says. Now that Paris is in deep doo-doo for driving with a suspended license (a result of her DUI parole), her lawyers are threatening to sue MTV if they show the skit on tomorrow's debut eppie of the show.

At this point, we don't think it makes much difference for Paris -- she's effed!