Jonathan Rhys Meyers may be one of the hottest actors around (see: Match Point, Mission Impossible III), but he's definitely not the most polite. Jonathan and his GF, Reena Hammer, went to a club recently -- apparently just for P.D.A. As soon as they walked in the door, the couple found a couch and started hardcore making out in front of everybody there, Page Six reports. "It was really a scene. She straddled him, and they were at it for some time," a source says. And when Jonathan and Reena finally came up for air, they left without even having a drink! A note to Jonathan -- your new TV show, The Tudors may be about royalty, but you're not there yet.