Jake Gyllenhaal hasn't been getting our telepathic love messages, so we've had to settle for dreaming of hooking up with the Hollywood hottie. And now, we have a little bit more of Jakey to imagine -- he wears tighty whities, a source for Page Six confirms!

Jake was shopping in Bloomingdale's underwear department recently, "combing through every style" with a salesman, the source says. "A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it…holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow…He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store." Hey Jake, if you need someone to model those for, you give us a call, 'kay?