It's time to turn off the telly -- Naomi Campbell and Victoria Beckham are slated to film their own reality shows.

Naomi's MTV reality show will document her search for a new personal assistant, Female First reports. We guess that when your last six assistants quit because of your violent temper, with two claiming assault and one claiming physical and mental abuse -- you need to stoop to new lows to get help.

Victoria's NBC show will follow her family's move to the U.S. -- or rather, her move, according to the Daily Mail. Sources say hubby David Beckham wants as little to do with the show as possible, and Posh doesn't want her kids in the limelight. Apparently, Posh is "a funny lady," says former Spice Girls manager/American Idol producer, Simon Fuller -- but we can think of a few other adjectives that we'd use to describe her.

Please -- make it stop!