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Tue Jan 16, 2007
Offensive Tackle
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And Britney Spears fumbles again! The falling star was brutally rejected when her peeps tried to score her a spot in an all-star NFL Network promo set to air during the Super Bowl, according to the New York Daily News. "She's too much of a train wreck," an insider tells the paper. "Besides, we already have Paris Hilton." So what makes Paris more reliable than Britney? The fact that Paris' vajayjay hasn't been making public appearances. The peeps behind the Super Bowl still aren't over Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction in 2004, and they can't trust that Britney won't have one of her own this year, the source says. So who did make the cut? Martha Stewart, L.L. Cool J, and Rascal Flatts are already in, while "Janet Reno and David Beckham are also on the wish list. Also, we're trying to get Predator, from the movie," the insider reports. When an extra-terrestrial warrior is more wanted than you are, you know your career is going down the tubes.

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