Holy shizznit -- do we have a story for you! And even if it's not true, it still gave us a huge freakin' laugh this morning.

So Jennifer Aniston was hanging out at Club Citrus, sippin' on the same drink that made Danny DeVito go buckwild on The View last week. Lo and behold, who shows up? Kevin-freakin'-Federline. Now the idea of the two of them being in the same place at the same time is mindboggling enough, but it gets way better.

K-Fed (who was wearing a "too-large-for-his-frame velour sweatsuit," says the Long Island Press) and his crew were super excited to see Jen. And maybe it was the drinks, or maybe it was her loneliness (break ups make us do some strange things), but sources say tell the newspaper that the Jen spent the rest of the night with Kev in a private area of the club, where they talked and made fun of their exes. The pair escaped potential photographers by slipping out the back door of the club at closing time.

Ew. We just threw up in our mouths a little bit.