Alloy.com
Wed Dec 13, 2006
Newsflash: TomKat Marries!

As if their big, fat Italian wedding wasn't enough, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had another party to celebrate their marriage on Saturday. Whoop-dee-freakin'-do.

"Tom seemed really proud, parading Katie around his guests," a source told People. "There was so much love in the air." (Love or sedative drugs?)

Among the guests were J. Lo, Marc Anthony, Penelope Cruz, Orlando Bloom, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Dakota Fanning, and Steven Spielberg, People reports.

We've always been a little weirded out by TomKat, but after all these wedding parties, we're just annoyed. Who needs 9084580 wedding parties? If you have to work that hard at proving your love, it's obviously not there.

In any case, Tom's been looking a little chunky lately. Maybe cutting down on the wedding cake would help -- just sayin'!

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