Kanye's Bringing Crazy Back

Kanye West may be 29 years old, but he's the biggest baby we've ever seen! Kanye's "Touch the Sky" video was nominated for Best Video at the MTV Europe Music Awards, but he lost out to Justice Vs. Simian (whoever they are). Most people would just clap politely and let the winners enjoy the spotlight, but not Kanye! He bolted onto the stage and proceeded to rail against losing the award. "F**k dis! [My video] cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and s**t," Kanye screamed from the stage, according to MTV Europe. "If I don't win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you, [Justice Vs. Simian], but hell man."

What's worse is that Kanye had never even seen Justice Vs. Simian's video! "I haven't seen [the Justice Vs. Simian video]. Possibly it could have been quite good, but no way better than 'Touch The Sky,'" Kanye told the press backstage. "That is complete bulls**t, I paid a million. Obviously, it's not all about the money, but the response it got transcended everything, it really made great TV. It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a helicopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award." When asked about Justice Vs. Simian's win, Kanye said, "That was some spread the love bulls**t, 'Oh everyone should have an award.' Please, press people print 'Kanye says f**k that!'" (Done and done!)