Lindsay Pulls a Pinnochio

Lindsay Lohan's nose might not be growing, but her chest sure is, and that's enough to have rumors flying about some super-secret plastic surgery. According to celebrity gossip blog, Glitteratigossip.com, Linds says no way and prefers to point the finger at former friend rumored BF stealer, Ashlee Simpson as the real culprit. "It's like when [the press] said I got my chest done and it wasn't true," she complains. "The tabloids kind of blew off the fact that Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. I've never done anything." We'd love to know her secret then. Anyone that can go from an A cup to a D in a matter of six months is most definitely our hero.